GOBBLES & GIGGLES
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
Because he had the drumsticks!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Drumsticks for everyone!
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey, he’s stuffed!
The turkey, he’s stuffed!
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!
The outside!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Statue of Liberty?
Yes, the Statue of Liberty can’t jump!
Yes, the Statue of Liberty can’t jump!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
It was the chicken’s day off.
Why were the turkeys parading down the street?
They were marching to the beat of their own drumsticks.
They were marching to the beat of their own drumsticks.
How did you know a turkey likes his dinner?
He gobbles it up!
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected fowl play!
They suspected fowl play!
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing Wing!
Wing Wing!
What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Apple-gobbler
Apple-gobbler
Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
CPE Board of Trustees